WarongKopi

Pagi

2011-08-22T23:18:00.003+08:00

tadi basuh tak telur tu before goreng

- tak

haih.. lainkali basuh dulu before pakai

- lahh mana tau. biasanya lepas pakai baru basuh.

Perabot

2010-08-01T10:20:00.007+08:00

nescafe dalam can ni pun naik semua buih bila goncang.

- semua benda pun kalau goncang, naik.

Labu

2010-06-03T21:10:00.002+08:00

kau reti main gitar tak?

-tak reti ah. kenapa?

nak cari geng untuk team building punya performance.

-ahh..

kau tau main apa?

-aku boleh je nak main. tapi instrument aku susah nak dapat ah.

Bangi

2010-05-01T13:24:00.005+08:00

apa aktiviti hari nih? Tak keluar ke?

- hari2 keluar pancit ah. Banyak tenaga kot pakai everytime nak keluarkan.

b*rit hang lah!

impian

2010-03-04T21:31:00.003+08:00

- jom lepak minum malam ni.

aku tak boleh join ah. penat keje.

-chill ah.

kau keje ofis lain ah. aku ni keje sampai bengkok.

-ganas gila kau. aku biasanya time tengah keje straight je. habis keje baru bengkok.

not so mini MINI

2010-02-28T09:08:00.000+08:00

First Four-Door

Tinggi

2010-02-09T20:43:00.006+08:00

- oit hamdan

aizat!

-ha ye

weyh kau dah join syarikat minyak ke??

-aah

position apa weyh?

-enampuluhsembilan

Tunang

2009-12-02T23:12:00.007+08:00

malasnya nak gosok.

- tak gosok macam mana nak keras. lembik je.

lembik sangat ke?

- gosok sikit2 je bagi nampak keras. tak payah keras2 sangat. nak hilang kedut je.

Hancur

2009-11-01T13:16:00.002+08:00

bila nak jumpa pakcik

Cuaca

2009-10-26T13:22:00.004+08:00

- we just lepak luar lah ok? i nak smoking

kat dalam lah. luar panas!

- alah luar dalam sama je as i somehow contributed to the global warming with my hotness.

say that again? urghhh. berangan!

Sukan

2009-10-21T11:20:00.022+08:00

aizat, apa ciri2 wanita idaman you eh? besides she s dark skin and sexy.

- alah cukup sifat dah. malas nak pikir.

- ciri2 calon suami you? of course lah yang macam i kan.. hheeehe

berangan! i suka yang lasak! ala ala sportsmen

- tak ke macam i tu? you cakap je nak main apa. baseball? baseball bat i ada. sedap pegang. apa lagi. soccer? i bukan je ade bola, dengan padang bola sekali i ada. rumput kasar? rumput halus? you choose

main2 lah you ni! tapi kan golfers pun smart.

- batang golf halus ok. tak grip nak pegang. tak puas main.

apa you ni!!

- what? no lies nih. what else huh. hunting. you like hunting? kita boleh masuk hutan belukar i. main cari2 burung. senapang dah ada.

haahhhaa s*ot lah you aizat.

- come on. water sports? i ada banana boat kot. you boleh control speed dia manually lagi.

enough la aizat. please.

- on top of all, you tak payah nak keluar jauh2. boleh buat semua dalam bilik je. senang

aizat!

Terbang

2009-10-15T23:38:00.007+08:00

- eh bila nak pulang dvd aku.

ha kebetulan aku nak pergi area rumah kau petang ni. aku call kau turun.

- naik lah singgah jap.

susah lah nak naik. leceh.

- tak jantan lah nak naik pun susah. aku every morning pun naik kot.

09.10.09

2009-10-08T21:04:00.010+08:00

I love you still

Now that I'm alone, the days feel like years

I'm like a man without a soul

A heart without a home

The sky without the sun

A door without a key

A face without a name

I feel like a breath without the air

And every day's the same

since you've gone away

There are no words that could describe how I miss you

and I miss you everyday

for everything I do I give my heart and soul

But

if you ever turn away, if you ever change your mind, if the road ahead becomes too hard to climb

if there's something in your heart that tells you to stop
I'm here for you

For life

... I love you enough to let you go and nothing you confess
could make me love you less. I swear.

Kampung

2009-09-23T09:35:00.019+08:00

Weh angkat dulu lemang tu. Tak cukup santan nih.

- Mana boleh alih lemang ni.

Kenapa pulak? Cepat lah! Santan santan.

- Kejap. Sabun. Sabun. Mana sabun? ... Air?

- Pekat.

indahnya

2009-07-27T13:17:00.002+08:00

ha macam ni la

Neo 1.6

2009-07-21T07:14:00.004+08:00

alah perempuan sekarang dah berdiri sama tahap dengan lelaki.

- sure? cause I don't feel like disputing over this now.

of course lah! semua yang lelaki boleh buat, perempuan pun mampu buat tau!

- ok macam ni lah. I, can simply give you fifty babies in a year if you provide me with fifty wives.

so?

- You boleh ke bagi I fifty babies if I give you fifty husbands. In a year too.

...

kursus kahwin

2009-07-01T22:39:00.007+08:00

eh, awak buat apa sekarang?

- tanam pisang je. duk tunggu berbuah.

haha. teringin nak makan pisang awak lah.

- hah?!! pisang saya.

ey!! pisang awak lah! bukan pisang awak.

indahnya

2009-06-15T13:47:00.000+08:00

sweet

OBSESSED

2009-06-06T18:44:00.004+08:00

a must watch

akad nikah

2009-05-26T22:05:00.006+08:00

aku nak transfer movies. banyak. ada thumbdrive saiz besar tak?

- thumbdrive aku besar. takut tak muat nak masuk port kau je.

hah?

- kalau nak transfer banyak. aku transfer laju2. ok? lagi nice. kau tahan lah sikit.

haha. sh*t ahh kau. aku serius lah.

indahnya

2009-05-08T22:26:00.001+08:00

undoubtedly bodacious

pengorbanan

2009-05-06T08:39:00.007+08:00

awak. sakit perut. period cramp.

- pergi minum milo + yolk.

sakit nak gerak pun tak boleh..suap?

- sekejap. tunggu.

takpe tak payah susah2 lah

- lelaki sanggup je berhempas pulas, berpeluh2 sampai cramp kaki untuk dapatkan yolk daripada egg nya.. demi apa. demi merawat cramp seorang perempuan..itulah lelaki

- cepat2. panas dari sumbernya ha. nganga.

indahnya

2009-04-28T14:23:00.001+08:00

alluring four minutes

hukum aku bila terjadi

2009-04-09T11:37:00.011+08:00

malam. dingin. sunyi.

- eee..tak sabar nak masukkan

kejap laa..

- ready

ok, aaa..

- wow..nice..urghhh

aaa stop stop stop. jangan la tolak laju2 sangat. tau la kuat

-kenapa sakit ke..argghhh. ketat. nice. sayang nak keluarkan

tamo tamo. keluarkan keluarkan

- kita cuba lagi sekali ok

besar sangat 'tuu' die

- bukan awak suka yang besar2 ke. baru puas

- kecik lah pulak cincin ni

terima kasih

2009-04-07T10:49:00.004+08:00

I only want to be the man

to give you everything I can

everyday and every night

love you for all my life

I don't want to change the world

as long as you're my girl

it's more than enough

just to be the man you love..

puas nafsu

2009-04-03T10:25:00.006+08:00

- sedapnya. tak tahan

ha tu lah aku suruh kau try

- besar kot sebatang2. keras pulak tu. perghhh nikmat. aku memang suka yg keras2 nih.

aku cakap dah. kau mesti addicted punya

- lenguh mulut aku nak masukkan. nak kene gigit2 hujung dia. gigit tarik gigit tarik. perghhh feel.

- mouth watering ahhh. tisu tisu. melekit.

- kak, tapau lagi sepuluh. ayam + daging

indahnya

2009-04-02T08:21:00.002+08:00

1:54 - 2:02 mantap

makan, servis dan melayu

2009-02-11T23:56:00.006+08:00

weyh orang cakap kalau nak kahwin nanti at least kene tau jugak masak basic2..

-aku takde hal lah. aku boleh bagi sausage dengan meatballs. italian food.

kau ni aku serius lah

-eh betul lah. kalau nak kuah kena 'kerja' lebih sikit.

buah-buahan tempatan

2009-02-05T13:05:00.006+08:00

-lame aku tak nampak miss N

kau tau tak dia dah ade balak. mat salleh.

-..orang nak makan pisang buang kulit.

ni pisang bukan pisang

from tronoh with love xx

2009-02-04T12:02:00.004+08:00

comel

hati ke hati

2009-01-23T16:37:00.003+08:00

Selamat Tinggal

Izinkan aku pergi

Apa lagi yang engkau tangisi

Semogalah penggantiku

Dapat lebih mengerti hatimu

Memang berat kurasa

Meninggalkan kasih yang kucinta

Namun bagaimana lagi

Semuanya harus kujalani

Selamat tinggal

Kudoakan kau selalu bahagia

Hanya pesanku

Jangan lupa kirimkan kabarmu

Bila suatu hari

Dia membuat kecewa di hati

Batin ini takkan rela

Mendengarmu hidup menderita

Sayang, walau kebersamaan kita hanya sesaat

Namun kau tetap bahgian dari jiwaku

Kuiringi kepergianmu dengan ikhlas hati

Semoga kelak kita dapat bersatu lagi

Selamat tinggal

Kudoakan kau selalu bahagia

Hanya pesanku

Jangan lupa kirimkan kabarmu

Selamat tinggal kasih

Selamat jalan sayang..

Broery Marantika

orang baru

2009-01-20T16:34:00.004+08:00

-bile nak men futsal neh

-hehe~

hahaha bile2 jeh no hal

tunggu kau turun je ngan burn hehe

-aku hari2 turun

-kalau naik susah weh

hahaha turun per tuh

turun tangga haha

-ye lah

-kau otak lucahh

cesss die yg turun dulu

-eh aku kalau naik susah nak turun

-jangan main2

blue gile ayat

cinta di REJECT

2009-01-20T14:36:00.004+08:00

eh macam mana nak pendekkan Drilling & Production Technology

-tulis je drilling

ke driller ek..drill ke

drill lubang

-lubang dah ade. tinggal nak masukkan je

kau otak..sh*t

-weyh kau otak lucah la.rosak. ingat lubang tu je kan. ade cotton bud tak. aku nak masukkan dalam lubang.

-kecil dan gelap. dan mantap..ahh nice

lucah

*lubang yang dimaksudkan adalah lubang..

bukan lubang ahaa tak tak.. tapi lubang ..ye pandai

Perasaan

2008-12-01T19:22:00.005+08:00

Pakcik Terlalu Cinta dengan Aston Martin DBS. Hanya Satu idaman hati. Semoga DBS Tercipta Untukku. Semoga Abadi cita-cita ini. Tapi kalau Takdir Cinta tiada antara pakcik dan DBS. Pakcik simpan sahaja Cinta Dalam Hati.

Gtalk

2008-11-09T18:16:00.001+08:00

-bile 1st paper
hari rabu
-o
-tgh rilek la
mane rilek
rabu de paper
pas2 kamis de paper
huhu
-ni petang2 dah
-study lagi ke
-kene gi joging
-petang2 nih
baek bos
huhu
br nk bace blek
tadik dok main2 je
-main2 sebab dah ready tuh
-tunggu nak dapat soklan je
-trus zapzupzap
banyak r ko
-kuar awal sejam
-gile lah
tu coz xdapat jawab
-hua3
perli aku heh?
-hua3
-tayah la perli aku
eleh
ko yg perli kt
-hahahha
-pelir aku malu nk ngaku plak
-eh perli
-ta*k
hahhaha
-typo
-perli3
hahahahahahha
-arghhhhh
ishk3
xsenonoh
hahahhaha
-pel*r aku xbleh cakap ok

*silap jari pakcik*

Sekolah

2008-09-21T15:51:00.003+08:00

"...ku berikan emas, intan dan permata
bukan kaca kilau tiada berharga
tetapi sayangnya..kau terpukau lupa segalanya
yang pernah kita cipta.."

Eh jangan salah faham..bukan jiwang tu

nak tolong adik buat karangan sekolah

*malu*

Ramadhan

2008-09-20T06:54:00.010+08:00

Bulan-bulan puasa ni banyak bende menarik org suka buat

aku tanya rakan2

1: "Aku suka time2 puasa ni wahhhh soping raye.."

6: "Eh time puasa ni buke la syokkk p bazaq bli juadah.."

- jubah+sejadah=juadah.mmg no.1.aku jgk belum insaf

3: "Bulan2 puasa ni tarawikh lah aku suka. Ye la stahun skali je nak beribadah mcm ni kan"

-ok.mmg ko no.1 jgk la

aku?

- bagi aku..entah..korek hidung lepas buka mmg plg best lagi2 kalau bnyk hasil galian

Nikmat nikmat nikmat

bagi aku

Jangan

2008-09-15T10:48:00.005+08:00

1900hrs

S : Hmm..awak jum buka sama-sama

- MasyaAllah kita ni tgh puasa kenapa ajak saya buka membuka ni..kalau ye pun..

S : Buka puasa lah!!!!! Bukan bukak..Ya Allah..Aizat..! Eeee!!!

- Betul lah. Buka puasa. Kenapa?

S : Eeeeee..!!

- Banyak 'e' awk hari ni. Tak elok membazir

Tak Suka

2008-09-09T08:21:00.008+08:00

6 : Kau dengar tak bising budak-budak main mercun

Alah biasa lah tu nak nak raya cari padah

6 : Aku dulu suka jugak main mercun ketam (kalau tak silap)

Setakat mercun ketam tak laki la weyy!

6 : Abeh kau main mercun apa??

Meriam buloh la..aku main besar punye

6 : Ha gi keluar fire meriam buloh satu

Kenapa nak keluar dalam bilik sudah

6 : Tak ke meletop bilik tu nanti

Basah je

6 : Haa?? Eyyy aku memang tak suka aa cakap dengan kau nihhhh

Apa??

6 : Double meaning

Lailahaillalah

*aku punya lah suci di bulan Ramadhan yang mulia nih

Find The Common

2008-09-06T12:12:00.010+08:00

Apa yang sama??

1- Dua dua pun co..cooo..cooomey. Pannnndaiii..ok lagi lagi..
2- ....
3- ...
....

apa lagi apa lagi tolong lah carikan

warning: wild zooming is strictly prohibited

+ stand a chance to win great prize

Grand Prize : HADI laa siapa laagi

tapiii atiebobo dah meee~~nang..sory kawannnnn2..taade haaadiah lain laaagii

: Aizat Aizat...

- Ha apa?

: atiebobo tu siapa?

- atieebobo...Haaaadi puuuu??..: nye~

: O..jadi Hadi siapa punya??

- Hadi aaatiebobo puuu??..: kau..- bukan puukau..- puu??..: sat..- heish puasa puasa jangan tengok pusat org..tak baik..hadi punye laa..~

-kita dahh lariii daari?? bukan dari puusat kawan2 tapi dari to??.pic..

habis dah

Angin

2008-09-02T22:49:00.007+08:00

- "Kuuuuatnya angin.."

11 : "Boleh la terbang datang sini!!"

- "Burung tidor"

11 : "Aizat....!!"

- "What???"

Tak Tahan

2008-08-22T23:20:00.011+08:00

Malam ni hari bahagia Ainos (bkn nama samaran sebenar) jangan saman aku

Kami semua dibelanja air tembikai

Sebenarnya bukan air tembikai yang penting pada Ainos..

...tapi air tangan yang memotong tembikai...

ahhhh..tak tahann..dah naik dah nii naik dahh

eh jangan fikir kotor

Fannie : "Abang nak minum tembikai ke bang.."
Ainos : "Arghhhh...err err nak tembikai susu!!"

Ainos..kenapa nakal

- "Eh ko nak makan apa? Udang, Kerang, Special?"
Ainos : "Special kerang!!"
- "Maaana ada. Ni pikir nasi lemak la nih"

Makan tak senang duduk. Makan tak habs. Asyik tengok belakang. Nak je tolong potong tembikai.

Pergilah kami tak kacau

Jagung Manis

2008-08-22T08:19:00.011+08:00

CAPRICORN MAN

A man in this Zodiac has a pair of round big beautiful eyes, a nice structure jaw line. Fuuuu mmg nice structure aku. He is a good listener and can understand things easily and clearly (tapi Malaysian Studies susah sikit napaham seebabb aku mengantuk..ye ini betul). He can guess what you will say before you even say it.*psychic* kwn Raven. He often shakes his head or touches his hair. He is a big built, ade la part2 yg aku tak gemar tunjuk pada awam tu yg B*G (aku bersih dan suci) but he will tend to have a small ear. He tends to have a darker shade of hair and eyes' color. He will likely have a short and strong neck, broad shoulder, muscular, strong hands and grips.muscular mmg sangattt. hukkkkk arghhhh huhhh!!! He has a shorter fingers (makanan barat tidak pendek..jgn fikir kotor.. ini catatan bersih..) compare to the man of the same size and same height in the other zodiac. His hands can work well yeah let's work it out sugar, work apa ant..work things out laa..things apa ant..heii awk ni lucahhh lah at the same time can protect and care for his woman.

His height will be proportional to his weight. He will walk firmly and always take a big long step. As he walks he will look around in caution with no disturbance from his problems at present or in the past. He likes to watch things (nasillemmak ker jgn sallah faham itu tabbaik ye rakan2) built with fascinate and wonder about how it is done, so you could see him watching a construction site and not get bored. ini mmg aku

He is a good dancer. hik3 He is a careful person in instinct, so even at dance floor, he will already have to know what in front or behind him yeah you. move. i wanna dance. bumkecakbumbum walawalahh.before he will take any steps.

Green is his favorite color. no no no BLACK is. You will mostly see him wear green, navy, blue, or brown. In all 12 Zodiacs, he is the one who can get the most satisfaction from possession of beautiful thing, and cherish it as if it is very valuable to him even it is just a crystal ball made in France.

It is his luck that he hardly has to chase after woman. aku mmg bennasebbaekk. korrang bagaimanne? yg kurang bennasebbaekk tu jgn bessedeh hati ..hari ta smestinye cerrahh slalu..hari ku? ceraahhh jee. Tupai Giggles cepatt HeeHeeHee. pannndaii. They always come themselves without his invitation. He likes to treat his guest in his house than visiting his guest at their house. He does not like to be a center of attention, so if you need his help, you have to look up for him. He lives his life in stability stable ke ni.. nape goyang2..ini bkn goyang ini goncang (aku bersih dan suci) and simplicity. Every decision made are already "Sure" and carefully thought out. He will not do what he has been asked to do if he is not interested in doing it. He acts casually but in reality, he always doing things seriously.

He loves peaceful sappe tasuka peace kann tp dlm rumahtangga mesti ade peperangan jugaa..baru adaa??? *spark spark spark* tapi jgn telebih spark nanti takut mala...mala...malaaTOP pandaiii anak2 sekalian and quiet environment so in his free time, he will stay at home instead of going out and look for adventure (jangan look for adventure di dark2 alley ..tapi look tak apa jangan go). He loves nature and dreams of a nice and quiet house with lots of trees, or he may dream of a house in a beautiful countryside. countyside bile usia sudah emas smentara masih tembage mahu OneKL

He will let you have freedoms and watching you in a distance. If you are over doing something, he will let you know by his icy cold look. He is the perfect (aku tidak perfect tiada yg sempurna) lover in all the Zodiac for nothing he will not do for his love one. He won't allow people to laugh at him or think he is a joker, so he will spent for him luxury for what it is worth.

He likes neat and well dressed woman, so do not be a slop if you are dating this guy. If you do that he will loose his face. He is the romantic type who would dance with you under the moon light. sunlight pun o..k..taaapi paaanas peluh2 ta se...se..selesaaa pandai

Love will make him shines and you will see it in his face. He will not say it out loud, you have to know it yourself.

aku capricorn

engkau? sweetcorn

ok juga boleh isi tangki

Semut

2008-08-21T15:32:00.007+08:00

text pagi

- "Sugarrr..miss you.."
S : "Miss you too..ant"

Aku semut engkau gula

manisnya 'gula'

Saiz

2008-08-20T14:09:00.005+08:00

pagi panas aku dan Nadiy

12: "Helo. Assalamualaikum Ms F free tak kalau saya nak jumpa skejap??"

..........................

masuk

*U*: "Saya ingat Boss saya call nak jumpa, suara besar mcm boss saya"

Besar?

makanan tradisi mlayu? kecil

makanan barat? mungkin

kau fikir, aku tahu

Pertama Bukan Permata

2008-08-19T07:44:00.004+08:00

pagi

1: "Aizatttt hah bile nk buat 1st post..."
12: "Aku tak tau aa cane nk buat ayat"

..1: "Alah bkn nak buat surat cinte"
12: "Ye.."

hahh hah tu tuhh hahh

hahh tu hah nak kluar dahh arghhh

come on yess sket lg ahhh nak smpai dah tu

ha koranggg otakkkkk aku saje je nak test

lucah!

ni ha....

10+10+10=??? cepat! cepat!

tententen ! pandai

*kabush*

1st post aku

bosan

enjoy